Anti Noob Squadron [The Anti Noob Patrol]
#1
Posted 20 August 2009 - 11:03 AM
|The Anti noob squadron is not a clan|
|but a gathering of people who kill |
|noobs for fun and for their job, |
|anyone from any clan can join and |
|are eligible if they have a level |
|20+ character, at least one alt, and|
|of course are not noobs. |
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ALSO PLEASE NOTE: Me or the Commanders PICK who gets selected if you apply and have a 20+ characters with at least one alt and do not qualify as a noob.
Like my art thing? Anyway, now for the informational part of the Anti-Noob Squadron.
Rules:
Rule 1 - Proper Grammar and spelling, you don't have to spell everything right, but at least try. Same goes for grammar.
Rule 2 - Follow SAO's rules, self explanatory, don't get banned.
Rule 3 - Obey your superior officers.
\\\\Origins////
The noob squad was originally just an idea I made up, fantasizing about a group of people who would go around killing noobs for fun and sport. I told some friends who were in the #lobby channel in IRC (Miotatsu and InvaderKED.) They immediately agreed on how good that would be and with their help I started this endeavor of purging the SAO world of noobs! The organization (Not a clan, but that's the only thing I could think of to call it)was started around August 15th, 2009.
Ranks:
(Based off of several ranking systems)
Enlisted:
Private - The first rank, usually does the dirty work of killing really low level noobs.
Private First Class - The private has earned him/herself the right to kill slightly higher noobs.
Corporal - The Corporal is usually a decent level and kills whatever noobs they are assigned to kill.
Sergeant - A higher ranking soldier in the Squad, aids the lower ranking soldiers in their job.
Staff Sergeant - Keeps an eye on the Sergeant, helping him/her if any trouble is started.
Sergeant First Class - Expert noob killer and is often in the front lines against high level noobs.
First Sergeant - Highest enlisted rank in the Squad, oversees the lower rankings.
Officer Ranks:
Ensign - Lowest Officer rank, on the front lines commanding the noob killing.
Captain - Usually guarding a certain area, a very high level person with a few lower level alts.
Commander - Watches the battle and goes back and forth between the front lines and guarded area's supervises their entire unit.
General - Highest officer rank, goes from front lines to watching and oversees every unit in the entire Anti-Noob Squadron.
Grades:
Grades are slightly higher standings of the same ranks. Think of it as a decoration. There are three grades, 1, 2, and yes, 3. Grades can be earned on any rank.
Grade 1: Five noobs killed
Grade 2: Twenty Noobs killed
Grade 3: Ten high level noobs killed.
Grade 4: A smattering of high level noobs and low level noobs.
Grade 5: People leaving the game because of killing repeatedly.
System:
The entire organization is the Anti-Noob Squadron and under it there are Units, kind of like sub squadrons in a sense. Each unit is commanded and overseen by the Commander of the unit who reports to the General. There are several Units in the entire squadron, each unit contains a max of 10 people.
Golden Unit (1st)
Commander- (Grade 3) - InvaderKED
Sergeant- (Grade 3) Materger1 - Inactive Status
Sergeant First Class(Grade 5) - Helb
Private - A13x15
Private (Grade 3) DarkTrinity
Rage Unit (2nd)
Commander - (Grade 5) Toraneko
Corporal (Grade 2) - DoomKnight
Private First Class - (Grade 2) - Th3GodFath3r
Private (Rank 1) - RageMan1990
Corporal - (Grade 4) - Mr.Peanut
Veteran of Honor(Grade 3) - Miotatsu
3rd Unit
[Looking for a Commander]
The General of the Squadrons is me, RectorOmnis (Odin).
To join the Squadron message a Commander or me in-game and we'll test you out to see what you can do. If you can't catch us in-game post on the forums, your statistics. In this format:
Main Character: (Level)
Alts: (Level(s))
Description of why you should be in:
Thank you,
RectorOmnis (Odin)
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
Catlouver: hes my owner
Dead8000: I never knew ked was a pimp
<Acaceol> What're you gonna do? Fire yourself?
<InvisibleMan> That would be most unfortunate.
"Already did, but was for a birthday of my friend. I decited to do two in one thingy....
I ended up making out with myself in the mirror..." - Eeevil
#2
Posted 20 August 2009 - 11:43 AM
- RageMan1990 joins ANS
- Grades 4 and 5 added [12_31_09]
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
Catlouver: hes my owner
Dead8000: I never knew ked was a pimp
<Acaceol> What're you gonna do? Fire yourself?
<InvisibleMan> That would be most unfortunate.
"Already did, but was for a birthday of my friend. I decited to do two in one thingy....
I ended up making out with myself in the mirror..." - Eeevil
#3
Posted 20 August 2009 - 11:46 AM
edit: WHOO FIRST POST

[06:27:18:36:06] <~InvisibleMan> No thanks, I need to do this in a testbed
[06:27:18:36:22] <%Acaceol> That's what /she/ said! :O
[06:27:18:36:39] <~InvisibleMan> I am considering banning "she said" jokes :/
[19:38] <+InvaderKED> i'd do a barrel roll any day :3
[19:38] <+miotatsu> id do ur mom anyday
[19:38] <+miotatsu> oh wait
[19:38] <+Arekusandaa> lol
[19:38] <+miotatsu> i already do
[20:36] <+Arekusandaa> bye
[20:36] <~InvisibleMan> See ya
[20:37] * ~InvisibleMan isn't here
[20:37] <+Arekusandaa> >.>
[20:37] <+Arekusandaa> ORLY?
[20:37] <~InvisibleMan> YARLY
[20:37] <+Arekusandaa> O.O
#4
Posted 20 August 2009 - 11:53 AM
Yes, you got the first post, but this is....
MY 400th POST!!!
WOOT!
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
Catlouver: hes my owner
Dead8000: I never knew ked was a pimp
<Acaceol> What're you gonna do? Fire yourself?
<InvisibleMan> That would be most unfortunate.
"Already did, but was for a birthday of my friend. I decited to do two in one thingy....
I ended up making out with myself in the mirror..." - Eeevil
#7
Posted 20 August 2009 - 07:06 PM
Why didn't anyone think of this before?...
I am The DreadWeaver....crowned king of the SAO underworld...and I rule that abyss.


(note the giant "Dread Weaver" on his art)
#8
Posted 21 August 2009 - 03:20 AM
The Idea sounds ok, but I'll pass.
I give noobs a chance, probably because I'm more of a forgiving person.
By the way rector, why did you call your char in the name of one of the Norse gods?....Theyre dead you know.
It's easier for your mind to interpret them based on that past experience instead of being open to the idea they could be different.
We see what we expect to see, not necessarily what's really there.
Makes you wonder how many other things are right in front of you - sights, sounds, smells that you can't experience because you've been conditioned not to."
#9
Posted 21 August 2009 - 03:34 AM
Anyway, the Norse Gods aren't dead 'till Ragnarok which hasn't happened yet. :/
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
Catlouver: hes my owner
Dead8000: I never knew ked was a pimp
<Acaceol> What're you gonna do? Fire yourself?
<InvisibleMan> That would be most unfortunate.
"Already did, but was for a birthday of my friend. I decited to do two in one thingy....
I ended up making out with myself in the mirror..." - Eeevil
#10
Posted 21 August 2009 - 04:18 AM
It's pwn.
OYEAH, WELL IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY $#%@!!!!
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL!!!

[06:27:18:36:06] <~InvisibleMan> No thanks, I need to do this in a testbed
[06:27:18:36:22] <%Acaceol> That's what /she/ said! :O
[06:27:18:36:39] <~InvisibleMan> I am considering banning "she said" jokes :/
[19:38] <+InvaderKED> i'd do a barrel roll any day :3
[19:38] <+miotatsu> id do ur mom anyday
[19:38] <+miotatsu> oh wait
[19:38] <+Arekusandaa> lol
[19:38] <+miotatsu> i already do
[20:36] <+Arekusandaa> bye
[20:36] <~InvisibleMan> See ya
[20:37] * ~InvisibleMan isn't here
[20:37] <+Arekusandaa> >.>
[20:37] <+Arekusandaa> ORLY?
[20:37] <~InvisibleMan> YARLY
[20:37] <+Arekusandaa> O.O
#12
Posted 21 August 2009 - 06:36 PM
#15
Posted 22 August 2009 - 11:22 AM
Patrick and Hunter, on December 7, 2008 - Xbox Live around 4 a.m., said:
Hunter: Patrick that's digusting!
Gabewan and Barty, on 15-16, November 2006, said:
Barty: Let's refrain from saying this sort of thing, no-one continue on this please.
Gabewantrue, true let me edit it . . . *ahem* everytime I do not read a certain named person's post that makes absolutely no sense, I just want to throw flowers and dance in a festive manner.
#16
Posted 23 August 2009 - 05:35 AM
It's basically the army of SAO, but not a clan.
Once again, doesn't matter because it is NOT a clan.
'Kay?
EDIT: I am ticked, InvisibleMan move this to the Off-Topic not to the Clan section. Please.
Why would you move it here when I said REPEATEDLY it was NOT a clan? Jeeze.
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
Catlouver: hes my owner
Dead8000: I never knew ked was a pimp
<Acaceol> What're you gonna do? Fire yourself?
<InvisibleMan> That would be most unfortunate.
"Already did, but was for a birthday of my friend. I decited to do two in one thingy....
I ended up making out with myself in the mirror..." - Eeevil
#17
Posted 23 August 2009 - 05:51 AM
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." - Doug Adams
"I have not failed, I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work." - Thomas Edison
"When you realize the wheel is far from circular, it's time to reinvent it." - Anphanax
"A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Doug Adams
"hell hath no fury like a gamer who's game has been scorned." - Julie Whitefeather
"There are few forces more powerful than geeks desperately trying to get internet in a new apartment." - xkcd
"There is no spoon, only a pointer to a spoon." - Ace
"life is a box of fruit bowl" - cordkat229
"Using equipment on the quickbar equips it, but equipped equips are not unequipped." - Ace
#18
Posted 23 August 2009 - 07:35 AM
"This is a clan by our definition. This doesn't belong in Off-Topic because it is SAO related and is a clan, which is why it is here."
For everyone reading this, this is not a clan.
This is just basically SAO's army, I mean it's not like I am leaving the Bandits to make this. The Anti Noob Squadron is basically a kind of organization in which anyone from any clan can join. So if you consider a group of people a clan, sure whatever, but in my book it's not a clan. And being in charge of this, I say it is not a clan.
Believe what you want, it changes nothing.
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
Catlouver: hes my owner
Dead8000: I never knew ked was a pimp
<Acaceol> What're you gonna do? Fire yourself?
<InvisibleMan> That would be most unfortunate.
"Already did, but was for a birthday of my friend. I decited to do two in one thingy....
I ended up making out with myself in the mirror..." - Eeevil
#19
Posted 23 August 2009 - 07:44 AM
It's easier for your mind to interpret them based on that past experience instead of being open to the idea they could be different.
We see what we expect to see, not necessarily what's really there.
Makes you wonder how many other things are right in front of you - sights, sounds, smells that you can't experience because you've been conditioned not to."
#20
Posted 23 August 2009 - 08:31 AM
Yes, R.I.P, comic clan.
<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.
Catlouver: hes my owner
Dead8000: I never knew ked was a pimp
<Acaceol> What're you gonna do? Fire yourself?
<InvisibleMan> That would be most unfortunate.
"Already did, but was for a birthday of my friend. I decited to do two in one thingy....
I ended up making out with myself in the mirror..." - Eeevil

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